CONCIERGE: Where are you visiting from?
CONCIERGE: Ah, Toronto. It’s been an exciting week for you all, huh?
GUEST: Oh yes! We saw Macy’s! AND the Empire State Building!!! And the STATUE!!! We’re having so much fun!!!!
(Typical Canadians. You try to talk shit about their crack-smoking mayor, and they turn it into a positive conversation about exploring.)
Everyone thinks of [fairy tales] in terms of poisoned apples and glass coffins, and forgets that they represent girls who walked into dark forests and remade them into their own reflections.
before you date a girl with a mental illness, remember: saying, “you’re beautiful” won’t balance the chemicals in her brain.
and don’t fucking say, “i’ll be here for you, no matter what,” if you don’t mean it.
don’t think you’re fixing her by saying, “i love you.” because you’re not
This needs more notes.
All of it, but mostly the bolded
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING ON TUMBLR GOODNESS
I firmly believe in being a narcissistic bitch. Only be kind to other bitches. Join hands. Flip off the old men that catcall you. Take bites out of the hearts of men who put you on a pedestal as though you are an object or a deus ex machina put on the earth solely to be their love interest. Wear your makeup like warpaint. Fuck y’all saying it’s not okay to be a narcissistic bitch. It’s literally the only way to be taken seriously.
This week in science!
Higgs boson: http://bit.ly/1yN1GgA
Superblack material: http://bit.ly/1nsLlLJ
this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around
Yeah that’d probably handle a cough.
That’ll do it.
Back when medicine was a party in a bottle.
This week we started the Victorian era in summer camp. I had to explain early-modern medicine to the 7 to 11-year-olds without discussing heroin or vibrators. The struggle was real.
The Iron Throne as described in the novels, officially endorsed by GRRM on his blog as the most accurate artistic representation thus far. By artist Mark Simonetti.
Iconic Disney characters gender bended.
Ariel, Cruella, Maleficent, Pocahantas, Elsa, Ursula, Aurora, and Snow White as guys. Hades and Jack Frost as girls.
Cruella looks hot
Little Girls Are Better At Designing Superheroes Than You is a project where superheroes are drawn based on the costumes of young girls.
This is Shooting Star! With her corkscrew pigtails and her Chucks of justice, she flits through the night shooting stars to turn darkness into light.Drawn by yours truly,Alex Law;)
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